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I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.

Bette Midler

Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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Book Children Other Worlds
Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
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Earn Self Esteem Something
I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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Garbage Good Lot People Saw Way
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running
I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Certain Kind Wanted
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Cities Sometimes Soul Wake
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Divine God Mad
Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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Gay God Happened Thank
Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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Snow Spring Winter
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today

I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.

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I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.

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