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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.

Bette Midler

Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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Rocks Roll Sold Soul
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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Men Parent Pay
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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Fighting Race Years
I’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Anything Stretch Work
That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Block Cities Country
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Art Cancer Light
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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Book Children Other Worlds
Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Energy Music Performers
You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Bread Sliced Thinking
A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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Journey Sometimes Way

I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.

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