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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.

Bette Midler

I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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Art Listening Moving
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Divine God Mad
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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Drinking People Smoking
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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Done Looks Mountain
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Clothes Heart People
Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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Enough Foundation Great Lay
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Cadillacs Couple Sex
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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Independent Sibling Teacher

I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.

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