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I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!

Bette Midler

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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Ideas Song Voice
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first.
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Doors Ideas Stars
Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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Cooking Life Perfect
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running

I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!

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I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!

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