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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.

Bette Midler

I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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Cigarettes Cool Smoking
I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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Daughter Grandchildren Young
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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Stories Way Years
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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Born Entertaining Way
Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don’t. That’s partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible – Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.
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Dump Garbage Possible Wanted
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
I don’t need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn’t my style, because that’s the only way I can grow up and grow out.
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Growing Style Up Writing
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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Effect Good Read Sensitive

I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.

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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.

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