“I’m a light comedienne, that’s really where I live the most often.”

I cannot imagine a worse job than being president of these Untied States in these most trying of times. President Barack Obama has been under siege from every side for the entirety of his time in office.

I love voting day. I love the sight of my fellow citizens lining up to make their voices heard.

Bill Clinton was relentless, eloquent and truly charming.

There was a time when I was enamored of the Clintons. I knocked on doors, phone-banked and rallied during his campaign.

I was a total nerd growing up. I’d rather sit home and read a novel on New Year’s Eve and say, ‘Wow, I read the whole thing in one night!’ That was my idea of a big time.

There’s a danger in Hollywood of becoming self-obsessed.

I used to do theater in L.A., but it got to the point where everything was really showcase-y.

Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.

A comedian’s body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Chihuahua. There’s a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.

Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen.