Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
BERNIE MACBernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je’Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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I know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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