I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
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Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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