I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
BERNIE MACI always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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