Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
BERNIE MACOkay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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I’ve never been no superficial cat.
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You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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I was a street performer for two years.
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They say if you don’t have your health you ain’t got nothing, but the truth is you ain’t got nothing if you don’t have no one to worry about your health.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
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