I’ve been in training for stardom.
BERNIE MACI’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
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Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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