Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACI don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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