“I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.”

There is always the fear of unknown – racism comes from people when they don’t know something, they are strangers to the other side.

The episode of The Fresh Prince in Bel-Air when Will Smith’s father disses him. That’s sadder than when Mufasa died.

A year later, I had it on all my fingers. My hands looked like the hands of an alligator. So I fist bumped people instead of shaking hands for a few years.

When I was young, I had a big problem with warts. It started with one on the side of my little finger.

What is the problem with the advertising industry is they’re still, for me, what I call in Africa is the colonial mind of white men, because the black person or the other colour is out of the line. They’re not good for this sort of purpose.

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren’t good. Drinking’s not good. Some would say milk’s not good.

Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness But it’s better than drinkin’ alone.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink

I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead.

I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

If I have one, I’ll have thirteen. No, there ain’t no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.