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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Bennett Cerf

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren’t watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
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Else Nothing People Television
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Gross Ignorance Ordinary
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
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Football Men Years
Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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Cooking Food Soup
I think the right to read, is one of our inherent rights, and I think that people in America today are intelligent enough to decide for themselves what they want to read. Without being told, by self-appointed people, you must not read this, or you cannot read this.
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Intelligent Rights Thinking
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.
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Differences Effectiveness Ghost Stories
There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
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College Teaching Today
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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God Love Shutter
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Detroit Lasts Night
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Beautiful Laughing Sound
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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Cooking Food Speech
In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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Crazy Poetry Writing
The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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Age Peace War
Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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Crazy Fame Madness
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Fog Politician Ships

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