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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Bennett Cerf

TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Country Independent Urges
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Gross Ignorance Ordinary
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren’t watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
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Else Nothing People Television
Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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Cooking Food Soup
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
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Education School Teaching
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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God Love Shutter
Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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Book Home Teenager
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Art Deep Teaching Thought
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Fog Politician Ships
The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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Age Peace War
I think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
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Fun People Thinking
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
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Football Men Years
Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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Crazy Fame Madness
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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Age Birthday Middle
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Beautiful Laughing Sound

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

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