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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Bennett Cerf

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Detroit Lasts Night
Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
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Cooking Food Speech
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Gross Ignorance Ordinary
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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God Love Shutter
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Art Deep Teaching Thought
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
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Education School Teaching
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
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Football Men Years
TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Country Independent Urges
Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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Crazy Fame Madness
Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
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Believe Discovery Soul
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.
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Differences Effectiveness Ghost Stories
There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor!
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College Teaching Today
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Beautiful Laughing Sound
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Fog Politician Ships
I think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
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Fun People Thinking

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