“The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.”

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Reading makes a full man, meditation a profound man, discourse a clear man.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn’t know how to read.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Joy is not in things, it is in us.

Contentment makes poor men rich, Discontent makes rich men poor.

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.

Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.

There was never a bad peace or a good war.

Never leave till tomorrow that which you can do today.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Work as if you were to live a thousand years, play as if you were to die tomorrow.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.