“Were there no uniforms, there would probably be no armies.”

Evil communication corrupts good manners. I hope to live to hear that good communication corrects bad manners.

Presumption should never make us neglect that which appears easy to us, nor despair make us lose courage at the sight of difficulties.

In detaining by fraud and violence so numerous a part of my brethren, under groaning captivity and cruel oppression, that you should at the same time be found guilty of that most criminal act, which you professedly detested in others, with respect to yourselves

Never abandon your vision. Keep reaching to further your dreams.

That’s not true. I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan. … A lot of people probably did, I don’t know, [but I did not].

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

I had an uncle who, looking back, was probably not the most-educated physician around but he carried it off so well.

If the patient has been to more than four physicians, nutrition is probably the medical answer.

Curiosity, which may or may not eventuate in something useful, is probably the most outstanding characteristic of modern thinking .

You probably couldn’t have found much daylight between the NRA and the Disney company.

You probably couldn’t have found much daylight between the NRA and the Disney company.