Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
BEN STILLERI have not been an easygoing guy. I think it’s called bipolar manic depression. I’ve got a rich history of that in my family.
More Ben Stiller Quotes
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As a kid I had dreams about being successful, thinking it would be cool. Then, when I was in my 20s, I really thought I had it much more figured out than I do now.
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I don’t have a burning desire to be taken seriously as an actor. I don’t have a master plan in that way.
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I think the most serious genre is the thing you’re going to get the most out of. If you’re trying to satirise a comedy, it’s hard to do that – it doesn’t really work as well. But I love the war movie genre and I’m a fan of all those movies that are part of what this movie is.
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The cliches are that it’s the most generic Starsky and Hutch plot you can find.
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I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.
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It’s great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.
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If you look at my eyes when I’m dancing, you’ll see that glazed look.
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All those rumors about her being underweight are trash. She’s [Calista Flockhart] gorgeous.
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There’s an old saying in Hollywood: It’s not the length of your film, it’s how you use it.
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I don’t think know if anything’s going to translate anywhere. You’re making a movie, you hope it’s going to be funny, you can’t think about how it’s going to go over.
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I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public’s desire for him to be funny simply because he’s so good at it.
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When I didn’t have a family, I was much more of a workaholic. I still like to work, but I also want to be home with them. As you get older, you realize you need balance. If it’s not fun, what’s the point?
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Whatever talent I had, I’m sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors.
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Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.
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