If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it’s your safest bet.
BEN AARONOVITCHA physical expression of formae. Or at least have got close enough to explain all those legendary swordsmen and their inexplicable desire to roost on the tops of bamboo trees.
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On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire.
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When you’re a boy your life can be measured out as a series of uncomfortable conversations reluctantly initiated by adults in an effort to tell you things that you either already know or really don’t want to know.
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…good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport – like base-jumping or crocodile-wrestling.
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In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.
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My dad was a fairy,” said Zach. “And by that I don’t mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.
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What frustrated me was the thought that with three thousand years of history someone in China, some monk in a monastery halfway up a mountain, must have developed a magic kata.
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That which does not kill us has to get up extra early in the morning if it wants to get us next time.
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It’s a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.
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…don’t ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let’s just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.
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Are they really gods?” “I never worry about theological questions,” said Nightingale. “They exist, they have power and they can breach the Queen’s peace – that makes them a police matter.
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The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop
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If you ask any police officer what the worst part of the job is, they will always say breaking bad news to relatives, but this is not the truth.
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Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the “London once-over” – a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or a human being in distress.
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Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.
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Somebody doesn’t know they’re not in Kansas anymore,’ said Stephanopoulos.
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