The truth is that at the end of the day, unless you’ve generated some sort of lead, you go home and get on with the important things in life – like drinking and sleeping, and if you’re lucky, a relationship with the gender and sexual orientation of your choice.
BEN AARONOVITCHIf you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it’s your safest bet.
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Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the “London once-over” – a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or a human being in distress.
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Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.
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The first rule about a black woman’s hair is you don’t talk about a black woman’s hair. And the second rule is you don’t ever touch a black woman’s hair without getting written permission first.
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The Metropolitan Police Service is still, despite what people think, a working-class organisation and as such rejects totally the notion of an officer class.
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In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.
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Somebody doesn’t know they’re not in Kansas anymore,’ said Stephanopoulos.
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If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it’s your safest bet.
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The fact that it was entirely possible for someone to be all three simultaneously is why good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport – like BASE jumping or crocodile wrestling.
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Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale – to the Jag mobile.
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Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too much. Scientific potatoes rule. Had I stumbled on the lair of dangerous plant geneticists?
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The media are doing this, not because they have a sinister motive, but because they love to feel that they are influencing events. That’s why they hate politicians so much, because politicians have direct power and they do not.
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It’s a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.
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The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.
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My dad once told me that the secret to a happy life was never to start something with a girl unless you were willing to follow wherever it led. It’s the best piece of advice he has ever given me, and probably the reason I was born.
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That which does not kill us has to get up extra early in the morning if it wants to get us next time.
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