“They say God laughs when you make plans, that’s why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.”

Many things that I have accomplished in my life were not because I knew they would make me happy, but because it made my enemies unhappy.

The power of self goes beyond words. Self confidence, self improvement, self esteem, self enhancement, self love … Get yourself right first!

Opportunity doesn’t knock on my door, I go and break its door down.

Saving time = wasting time.

Failure does not exist. Once you hit the construction zone road blocks, follow the detour signs to get back to ur original path.

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

Aim at perfection and nothing less. Need the best. Deserve the best. Those who say it’s not possible are the people who decided to settle.

It’s so ironic that life is all about love, yet we live most of it either searching, never finding, or messing it up.

True strength is shown by the person who remains humble, quiet, & positive throughout all adversity and maintains their path towards success.

Hustle … Your excuses are someone else’s motivation.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes you won’t be on the beneficial end of it but either way it’s a blessing in disguise.

If you don’t live life by fully enjoying it and opening your heart, your just not living.

There’s a huge difference between being in love and being in love with the thought of love. Recognize the difference. Never settle.

When you grind & work hard, you don’t ever have to tell anyone what you’re up to, the results will speak much louder than anything else.

If you want to be treated like a queen then start acting like one. No arrogance or games. Be humble, graceful, kind & loving.

You wouldn’t show up to a great job with a terrible resume, so don’t show up to a great man with a terrible past.

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.

It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh.

What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join

You can laugh your way into hell but not out.

Tabloids can be fun.

I will leap into my grave laughing because the feeling that I have five million human beings on my conscience is for me a source of extraordinary satisfaction.

I’m not a – I’m beautiful, but I’m not working because I’m drop-dead gorgeous with a fantastic body.