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You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.
Beano CookBeano Cook Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
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Beano CookBeano Cook Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.
Beano CookBeano Cook You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?
Beano CookBeano Cook I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.
Beano CookBeano Cook Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
Beano CookBeano Cook My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don’t know if I’m ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.
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