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Beano CookBeano Cook Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
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Beano CookBeano Cook You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?
Beano CookBeano Cook Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.
Beano CookBeano Cook I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.
Beano CookBeano Cook My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don’t know if I’m ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.
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