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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.

Barry Humphries

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
BARRY HUMPHRIES

Destiny Satire School Someone World
The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.
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Art Past Point Seductive Song
I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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Athletic Contemporaries Coronary Golf Occlusion
I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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Body Bother Hair Men Some Women
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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Friendship Funny Mom
I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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First Lasts Secret
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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Funny Laughing Priceless
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Army Children Parent
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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Comedian Fate Seriously Taken Terrible
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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Comedian People Thinking
The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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Best Delightful Live Past Place
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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Mother Night Party
Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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Inspirational Sports Pursuit Sports
If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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Century Joke Laughing Missing
I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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Desire Husbands Women
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Defend Matter Spoken Truth

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