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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.

Barry Humphries

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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Funny Laughing Priceless
I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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Bad Chic Little People Unhygienic
If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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Century Joke Laughing Missing
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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Comedian People Thinking
Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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Harbor Nature Pearls
If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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Explain Give Up might Satire
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Army Children Parent
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Defend Matter Spoken Truth
He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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Known Luck Well World
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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Humor Laughing Memorable
I love Australia – I think.
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Country Emotion Love Thinking
I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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Athletic Contemporaries Coronary Golf Occlusion
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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Destiny Satire School Someone World
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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Beautiful Men Secretary Sex Thing
Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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Struggle Thick Years
I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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Body Bother Hair Men Some Women

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