Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
BARRY HUMPHRIESThe past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
More Barry Humphries Quotes
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I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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I love Australia – I think.
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