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Some programs have been theatrical masterpieces, but all we’re seeing is the negative side of nuclear war.

Barry Goldwater

You don’t have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
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Funny Gay Military
Extremism in defense of Liberty is no vice and moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
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Defense Liberty Vices
Throughout history, government has proved to be the chief instrument for thwarting man’s liberty.
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Chief Instrument Liberty Men
A man from the west will fight over three things: water, women and gold, and usually in that order.
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Fighting Men Order
Forced integration is just as wrong as forced segregation.
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Force Integration Segregation Wrong
To disagree, one doesn’t have to be disagreeable.
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Anger Communication Manner
It’s a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president . . . except me.
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Country Growing Political Up
And here we encounter the seeds of government disaster and collapse – the kind that wrecked ancient Rome and every other civilization that allowed a sociopolitical monster called the welfare state to exist.
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Civilization Country Government
If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.
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Drinking Government Political
Conservatism therefore looks upon the enhancement of man’s spiritual nature as the primary concern of political philosophy. Liberals, on the other hand,— in the name of a concern for “human beings”— regard the satisfaction of economic wants as the dominant mission of society.
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Men Philosophy Spiritual
My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them.
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Aim Law Streamlining
I think the President ought to bring everybody that’s in American uniform back because we’re headed for war.
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Peace Thinking War
The big thing is to make this country – quit discriminating against people just because they’re gay. You don’t have to agree with it, but they have a constitutional right to be gay. They’re American citizens.
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Country Gay People
We are on the Colorado — that means something more to me than electric power or a harnessed river.
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Electrical Mean Power Rivers
If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
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Mind Shaving Cream Two
Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don’t have to be good at them to enjoy them.
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Enjoy Like You Sex

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