My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.
BARBARA PARKI’m so lazy as far as liking to get up, go to the office in my pajamas, get dressed about noon. And I hate flying. So I have this really laid-back, good lifestyle, and it’s hard to nudge me out of it.
More Barbara Park Quotes
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I don’t really believe in pretending to be happy when you’re not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.
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Moving makes you feel all alone inside.
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Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.
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Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can’t control your sadness.
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I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.
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Our nannas are losers.
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Sometimes grown ups don’t act their right old age
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I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.
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I’m so lazy as far as liking to get up, go to the office in my pajamas, get dressed about noon. And I hate flying. So I have this really laid-back, good lifestyle, and it’s hard to nudge me out of it.
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And sometimes when you’re very mixed-up inside, you do things you know you shouldn’t do.
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Can’t we be friends?’ I hate your guts, Frankovitch’ Can’t our guts be friends?
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I’m not actually sure I’m grown-up enough for grown-up books.
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I don’t even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.
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Sometimes I think he’s the kind of friend that grownups call a ‘fair-weather friend.’ That means when everything’s going smoothly, he’s the best friend a guy could want. But as soon as something goes wrong…(he) sort of turns on you.
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Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad.
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