I do not scruple to employ mendacity and a fictitious appearance of female incompetence when the occasion demands it.
BARBARA MERTZMartyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.)
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There is nothing sadder than the cheerful letters of the dead, expressing hopes that were never fulfilled, ambitions that were never achieved, dreams cut off before they could come to fruition.
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Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.
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Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
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A fondness for martyrdom, especially of the verbal variety, is common to the young.
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If you take a man by surprise, and behave with sufficient arrogance, he will generally do what you ask. -Emerson
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There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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Loving someone condemns you to a lifetime of fear. You become painfully conscious of how fragile people are – bundles of brittle bones and vulnerable flesh, breeding grounds for billions of deadly germs and horrible diseases.
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Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
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The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.
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But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
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Money was the manure of politics.
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I have learned that particularly clever ideas do not always stand up under close scrutiny.
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I am so tired of ruggedly handsome heroes. I don’t know too many ruggedly handsome people who are necessarily nice people. In fact, the beautiful people have a big handicap because they rely too much on their appearance and don’t bother to become interesting.
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The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.
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