In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.)
BARBARA MERTZ..he continues to cling to the forlorn hope that I will turn into one of those swooning females…and fling myself squeeling at him whenever anything happens. Like all men, he clings to his illusions.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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I would not be at all surprised to find that it was for gold that Cain committed the first murder. (It happened a very long time ago, and Holy Writ, though no doubt divinely inspired, is a trifle careless about details. God is not a historian).
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I do not scruple to employ mendacity and a fictitious appearance of female incompetence when the occasion demands it.
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I do, however, think it would be difficult to write books I don’t like to read.
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Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.
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Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
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Children, I feel, are as much entitled to privacy as human beings.
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Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.
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Is is difficult to be angry with a gentleman who pays you compliments, even impertinent compliments. Especially impertinent compliments.
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Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
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I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle…. Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody)
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But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
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Writing is like a bird-watcher watching for birds: the stories are there: you just have to train yourself to look for them.
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I’ve been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I’m immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I’m a very hard-headed person.
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No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
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Money was the manure of politics.
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