It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol.
BARBARA MERTZExaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.
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If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government.
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Ramses had always been fond of Helen, in his peculiar fashion, but if he had looked at me as he was looking at her, I would have sent for a constable.
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Emerson,’ I said, choosing my words with care, ‘it is a sheer drop from the cleft down to the base of the cliff. If you are bent on breaking your arm or your leg or your neck or all three, find a place closer to home so we won’t have to carry you such a distance.
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Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.
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Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
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Another dead body. Every year it is the same. Every year, another dead body.
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kissing someone out of pity is always a mistake.
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Since I am not as stupid as my children believe I am, I had immediately realized this might be a ruse, but I was not at all averse to a confrontation. In fact, I had been hoping for some such thing.
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You are softening toward the young rascal because he is ill, and because he says he likes cats.” “It is an engaging quality, Emerson.” “That depends,” said Emerson darkly, “on how he likes them.
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In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.)
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a church ought to express the joy of religion as well as its majesty.
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The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.
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But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
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