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Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.

Barbara Mertz

Loving someone condemns you to a lifetime of fear. You become painfully conscious of how fragile people are – bundles of brittle bones and vulnerable flesh, breeding grounds for billions of deadly germs and horrible diseases.
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Disease Loving People Someone
Reputations are shaped not by facts but by prejudices.
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Facts Prejudice Reputation
I do hope you have some money. I’m getting tired of hitting people.
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Hitting People Tired
When one is striding bravely into the future one cannot watch one’s footing.
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Foot Future Many One People Watches
Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.
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Marriage Should Views
…Nefret said with a gusty sigh, ‘Well, that’s done it. We may as well join in, Ramses, family arguments are the favorite form of amusement here and this looks like being a loud one.
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Amusement Done Looks
Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
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Exaggeration Form Humor
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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Cat Treats Way
It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol.
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Hate Sight Strong
I’ve been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I’m immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I’m a very hard-headed person.
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Ghost Reading Stories Stuff
No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
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Funny Want Women
Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice.
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Advice Fire Trouser
If you take a man by surprise, and behave with sufficient arrogance, he will generally do what you ask. -Emerson
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Arrogance Men Surprise
kissing someone out of pity is always a mistake.
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Kissing Mistake Someone
The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify.
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Difficult Enemy Trouble
It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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Determination Littles May

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