I do hope you have some money. I’m getting tired of hitting people.
BARBARA MERTZthere is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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People who relate what they believe to be new and startling information like to have such information received with exclamations of astonishment and admiration.
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Ramses had always been fond of Helen, in his peculiar fashion, but if he had looked at me as he was looking at her, I would have sent for a constable.
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Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
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Love has a very dulling effect on the brain
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The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.
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There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
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I don’t think she realized how much she cared for him, or he for her, until the end. Hasn’t someone said a woman may be known by the men who love her enough to die for her? (If they haven’t, I claim the credit myself.)
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Marriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.
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It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol.
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But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
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I’ve been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I’m immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I’m a very hard-headed person.
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That’s maturity-when you realize that you’ve finally arrived at a state of ignorance as profound as your parents.
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