Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
BARBARA MERTZI would not be at all surprised to find that it was for gold that Cain committed the first murder. (It happened a very long time ago, and Holy Writ, though no doubt divinely inspired, is a trifle careless about details. God is not a historian).
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.
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The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.
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I never meant to marry. In my opinion, a woman born in the last half of the nineteenth century of the Christian era suffered from enough disadvantages without willfully embracing another.
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Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.
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Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice.
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Love has a very dulling effect on the brain
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It is much more sensible to be an optimist instead of a pessimist, for if one is doomed to disappointment, why experience it in advance?
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Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.
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Spring is always cruel, with its false promise of resurrection.
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I would never have supposed that inexperienced girl was capable of such cold-blooded, calculating manipulation!
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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I do, however, think it would be difficult to write books I don’t like to read.
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The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.
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I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.
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There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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