It’s not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,’ said Simmons. ‘Everyone knows you don’t fight like a gentleman.’ ‘That might be called an oxymoron,’ Ramses said. ‘Oh–sorry. Bad form to use long words. Look it up when you get home.’ The poor devil didn’t know how to fight, like a gentleman or otherwise.
BARBARA MERTZPeople who relate what they believe to be new and startling information like to have such information received with exclamations of astonishment and admiration.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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I do, however, think it would be difficult to write books I don’t like to read.
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Ramses had always been fond of Helen, in his peculiar fashion, but if he had looked at me as he was looking at her, I would have sent for a constable.
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Spring is always cruel, with its false promise of resurrection.
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I have no writing habit. I work when I feel like it, and I work when I have to – mostly the latter.
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Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice.
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Writing is like a bird-watcher watching for birds: the stories are there: you just have to train yourself to look for them.
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Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything – including their own sins.
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There was no warning, not even a knock. The door flew open, and he forgot his present aches and pains in anticipation of what lay in store. The figure that stood in the door was not that of an enemy. It was worse. It was his mother.
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Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.
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Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses’s lap and began to purr. ‘The creature oozes like a furry slug,’ said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.
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I had refused Emerson’s well-meant offers of assistance, knowing his efforts would be confined to moving the furniture to the wrong places and demanding how much longer the process would take.
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There is nothing sadder than the cheerful letters of the dead, expressing hopes that were never fulfilled, ambitions that were never achieved, dreams cut off before they could come to fruition.
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Another dead body. Every year it is the same. Every year, another dead body.
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If someone lies down and invites you to trample upon him, you are a remarkable individual if you decline the invitation.
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Superstition has its practical uses.
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