Kids can be a pain in the neck when they’re not a lump in your throat.
BARBARA JOHNSONLaughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother
More Barbara Johnson Quotes
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The secret of growing younger is counting blessings, not birthdays.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
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How will you use the years God gives you? Will you be remembered for being a fault-finder? Or will you be known for your quick smile, the laugh lines around your eyes, and the twinkle deep within? After all, God gives you your face, but you provide the expression!
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When we have hope, we are showing that we trust God to work out the situation. Trust is the only way we’re going to make it through and be a part of God’s marvelous plan for His child.
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The attitude of kindness is everyday stuff like a great pair of sneakers. Not frilly. Not fancy. Just plain and comfortable.
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Attitude is the mind’s paintbrush; it can color any situation.
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Have we forgotten that we’re all born the same way: naked, wet, and hungry? Then things get worse!
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Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull.
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Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
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It never hurts your eyesight to look on the bright side of things.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to go there right away.
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Choices not chance determine your destiny.
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Always remember that better days are ahead – if not in this life, in the next.
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A lot of kneeling keeps one in good standing.
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