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Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother

Barbara Johnson

Violets are God’s apology for February.
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Apology February Violet
Smile…it kills time between disasters.
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Disaster Smile Time
Motherhood: if it were going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.
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Easy Labor Motherhood
Your face is a billboard advertising your philosophy of life!
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Advertising Faces Philosophy
Being codependent means that when you die, someone else’s life passes before your eyes.
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Codependent Eye Mean
Forgiveness is a stunning principle, your ticket out of hate and fear and chaos. … I know what regret feels like; I’ve earned my credentials. But I also know what forgiveness feels like, because God has so graciously forgiven me.
BARBARA JOHNSON

Hate Past Regret
Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull.
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Bored Dull Life Too Short
Faith is seeing light with your heart when all your eyes see is darkness.
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Encouragement Eye Heart
The most important things in your home are people.
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Home Important People
As you’re rushing through life, take time to stop a moment, look into people’s eyes, say something kind, and try to make them laugh!
BARBARA JOHNSON

Eye People Rushing
I think living to be one hundred would be great, but living to fifty twice would be so much better.
BARBARA JOHNSON

Age Businessman Businesswoman Hundred Live Thinking
Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
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Gears Optimism Patience
Kids can be a pain in the neck when they’re not a lump in your throat.
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Kids Necks Pain
I’m glad God has all the answers, ’cause I barely understand the questions.
BARBARA JOHNSON

Answers Causes Encouragement
Teaching literature is teaching how to read. How to notice things in a text that a speed-reading culture is trained to disregard, overcome, edit out, or explain away; how to read what the language is doing, not guess what the author was thinking; how to take evidence from a page, not seek a reality to substitute for it.
BARBARA JOHNSON

Reading Reality Teaching
Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.
BARBARA JOHNSON

Arrangement Dies Humor

Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother

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