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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to go there right away.

Barbara Johnson

Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother
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Inspirational Laughter Positive
Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.
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Arrangement Dies Humor
I don’t have to figure out why or how or when. God has a plan, and I’m committed to it. That commitment frees me from having to worry about the details.
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Commitment Details Worry
Choices not chance determine your destiny.
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Chance Choices Destiny
Laughter dulls the sharpest pain and flattens out the greatest stress. To share it is to give a gift of health.
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Laughter Pain Stress
Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
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Gears Optimism Patience
It never hurts your eyesight to look on the bright side of things.
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Hurt Looks Sides
No one likes change… but babies in diapers.
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Baby Diapers Likes
We can never untangle all the woes in other people’s lives. We can’t produce miracles overnight. But we can bring a cup of cool water to a thirsty soul, or a scoop of laughter to a lonely heart.
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Heart Laughter Lonely
We are Easter people living in a Good Friday world.
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Easter Friday People
When we have hope, we are showing that we trust God to work out the situation. Trust is the only way we’re going to make it through and be a part of God’s marvelous plan for His child.
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Children Hope Out Work
How will you use the years God gives you? Will you be remembered for being a fault-finder? Or will you be known for your quick smile, the laugh lines around your eyes, and the twinkle deep within? After all, God gives you your face, but you provide the expression!
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Attitude Expression Eye
Forgiveness is a stunning principle, your ticket out of hate and fear and chaos. … I know what regret feels like; I’ve earned my credentials. But I also know what forgiveness feels like, because God has so graciously forgiven me.
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Hate Past Regret
I think living to be one hundred would be great, but living to fifty twice would be so much better.
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Age Businessman Businesswoman Hundred Live Thinking
Smile…it kills time between disasters.
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Disaster Smile Time
The secret of growing younger is counting blessings, not birthdays.
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Blessing Growing Secret
I’m glad God has all the answers, ’cause I barely understand the questions.
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Answers Causes Encouragement
We spend our lives dreaming of the future, not realizing that a little of it slips away every day.
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Dream Life Littles
Kids can be a pain in the neck when they’re not a lump in your throat.
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Kids Necks Pain
Forgiveness is a stunning principle, your ticket out of hate and fear and chaos.
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Hate Principles Tickets
Violets are God’s apology for February.
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Apology February Violet
Have we forgotten that we’re all born the same way: naked, wet, and hungry? Then things get worse!
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Forgotten Naked Way
Don’t let your life speed out of control. Live intentionally. Do something today that will last beyond your lifetime.
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Lasts Speed Today
Worry is the senseless process of cluttering up tomorrows opportunities with leftover problems from today
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Christian Opportunity Worry
The attitude of kindness is everyday stuff like a great pair of sneakers. Not frilly. Not fancy. Just plain and comfortable.
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Attitude Kindness Sneakers
As you’re rushing through life, take time to stop a moment, look into people’s eyes, say something kind, and try to make them laugh!
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Eye People Rushing
Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull.
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Bored Dull Life Too Short

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to go there right away.

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