I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLANDI would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLANDThe reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
BARBARA CARTLANDAfter forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
BARBARA CARTLANDA woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
BARBARA CARTLANDI consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLANDEvery woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
BARBARA CARTLANDI have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLANDMy heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
BARBARA CARTLANDI’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLANDThe right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
BARBARA CARTLANDAs long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
BARBARA CARTLANDGood must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
BARBARA CARTLANDFrance is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
BARBARA CARTLANDA historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
BARBARA CARTLANDAmong men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
BARBARA CARTLANDA man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
BARBARA CARTLAND