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France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

Barbara Cartland

A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Love Wife Women
Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Believe Evil People
Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Mother Nice
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Emotional Eyelashes Running
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Birthday Funny Women
I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Experts Sex Two
Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Certain Love Next
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Men Sex Witty
I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bath Giving Men
I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Found Telling Truth Women
The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Country Majority People Person Virgin
I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Faces Fall Going Keep
As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Arriving Long Space
When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Age Fifty Past
People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Moon People
You become what you think. You are what you eat.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Become Eat Food Thinking

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