I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLANDAmong men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
More Barbara Cartland Quotes
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When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
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I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
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Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
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The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.
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A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
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Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
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France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
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As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
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Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
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The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
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You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
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A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
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Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
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