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The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

Barbara Cartland

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Experts Sex Two
As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Arriving Long Space
People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Moon People
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Men Sex Witty
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Energy Food Matter
My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bed Fingers Pages
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Husband Morning
I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Faces Fall Going Keep
A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Husband Selfish Trying
You become what you think. You are what you eat.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Become Eat Food Thinking
I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Found Telling Truth Women
Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Mother Nice
A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Husband Marriage Women
Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Dream Remember Women
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Emotional Eyelashes Running
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Doors Love People

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

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