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A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

Barbara Cartland

You become what you think. You are what you eat.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Become Eat Food Thinking
People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Moon People
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Husband Morning
Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Girl Mother Nice
My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bed Fingers Pages
A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Historical Romance
A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Love Wife Women
I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bath Giving Men
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Energy Food Matter
To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it’s degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Beautiful Sleep Women
A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Husband Selfish Trying
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Emotional Eyelashes Running
Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Believe Evil People
Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Dream Remember Women
I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Faces Fall Going Keep
Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Certain Love Next

A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

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A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

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