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A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

Barbara Cartland

People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Moon People
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Men Sex Witty
Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Dream Remember Women
As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Arriving Long Space
Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Certain Love Next
When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Age Fifty Past
I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Experts Sex Two
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Emotional Eyelashes Running
I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Found Telling Truth Women
A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Book Historical Romance
I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Faces Fall Going Keep
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Doors Love People
A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Love Wife Women
I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
BARBARA CARTLAND

Bath Giving Men
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Energy Food Matter
A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
BARBARA CARTLAND

Husband Selfish Trying

A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

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A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

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