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I don’t like Paris so much.

Bam Margera

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.
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Airplane Games Play
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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Ground Minute Mom Time
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
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Drunk Thinking Wheel
I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
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Media Pennsylvania Riddle
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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Chick Hot Paint
These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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People Reality Tree
I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
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Best Cry Friend Friendship
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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House Stuff Wreck
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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Sometimes Up Wake Years
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
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Messed People Up Way
I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
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Good Life Pranks Pretty Whole
I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
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Airplane Stupid Wine
I want to make my own movie.
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Movie Own Want
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
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First School Wasting Time
It’s kinda all about image.
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Image Kinda
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Country Geography Want

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