When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
BAM MARGERAI’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
More Bam Margera Quotes
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Life’s philosophy, hm… I just say, ‘Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.’
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I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
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I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
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I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
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Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
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Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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I want to make my own movie.
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I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
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Nothing is really ‘safe’.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
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Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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I don’t like Paris so much.
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