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I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.

Bam Margera

I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
BAM MARGERA

Giving Mtv Silly
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
BAM MARGERA

Fall Hurt Skateboarding
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA

Messed People Up Way
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA

Sometimes Up Wake Years
I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA

Movie Own Want
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA

First School Wasting Time
Nothing is really ‘safe’.
BAM MARGERA

Adventure Reality Safe
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA

Ground Minute Mom Time
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA

Chick Hot Paint
Life’s philosophy, hm… I just say, ‘Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.’
BAM MARGERA

Fun Philosophy Trying
It’s kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA

Image Kinda
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
BAM MARGERA

House Stuff Wreck
I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA

Media Pennsylvania Riddle
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
BAM MARGERA

Drunk Thinking Wheel
I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.
BAM MARGERA

Airplane Games Play
I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
BAM MARGERA

Airplane Stupid Wine

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