“While other professions are concerned with changing the environment to suit the weakened body, chiropractic is concerned with strengthening the body to suit the environment.”

If the ‘germ theory of disease’ were correct, there’d be no one living to believe it.

Medical men have searched the world for remedies, desiring an antidote. Chiropractors find the cause in the person ailing.

Many of us take better care of our automobiles than we do our own bodies… yet the auto has replaceable parts.

Every organ in your body is connected to the one under your hat.

It is the path of least resistance that makes rivers and men crooked.

The love you give away is the love you keep.

To take in a new idea you must destroy the old, let go of old opinions, to observe and conceive new thoughts. To learn is but to change your opinion.

In the future, Chiropractic will be valued for its preventative qualities as much as for relieving and adjusting the cause of ailments.

Make your decision for what is right not expedient, and wash your mind of all compromise.

The master of your body did not run off and leave you masterless.

The preservation of health is easier than the cure for disease.

For you have in your possession a sacred trust. Guard it well.

Medicine is the study of disease and what causes man to die. Chiropractic is the study of health and what causes man to live.

We get sick because of something inside going wrong! We get well because of something inside going right!

Medicine is about disease and what makes people die. Chiropractic is about life and what makes people live.

All the drugs in the world cannot adjust a subluxated vertebrae

If I ruled the world, every woman would have a Chanel suit in her wardrobe.

Des Moines is a mecca of cosmopolitanism, a dynamic hub of wealth and education, where people wear three-piece suits and dark socks, often simultaneously.

The only good thing about fame that I’ve gotten is I’ve gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I’ve gotten into a restaurant when I didn’t have a suit and tie on. That’s really about it.

I used to joke that one of the reasons there was a lack of classical work on my CV was because I couldn’t operate in those kinds of trousers. Which is a joke, but it’s actually also true – if I want to appear in public I want to look my best.

I’m not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver’s suit instead of pajamas.

I thought of something my old coach at Staunton had often said: ‘We win some, we lose some, and some get rained out; but we always suit up.’