“I never expected to be a star, never counted on it, never even wanted it. Not that I didn’t enjoy it all when it happened.”

Sex appeal is something that you feel deep down inside. It’s suggested rather than shown.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don’t smoke or drink.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one misinterprets this quote as being about masturbation.

Walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

Good things aren’t supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first.

Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

We all want to be loved, don’t we? Everyone looks for a way of finding love. It’s a constant search for affection in every walk of life.

To be happy – that’s all that matters.

Who thinks you’re as fantastic as your dog does?

Anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist.

My greatest victory has been to be able to live with myself, to accept my shortcomings. I’m a long way from the human being I’d liked to be, but I’ve decided I’m not so bad after all.

Life is a party. Dress for it.

If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world.

There is a science of war, but how strange that there isn’t a science of peace. There are colleges of war; why can’t we study peace?

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.

Without reflecting that this is the only moment in which you can study character,” said the count; “on the steps of the scaffold death tears off the mask that has been worn through life, and the real visage is disclosed.

I am a count, not a saint.

At the end of your life, it’s friendships, emotions and thoughts that you take with you, rather than what’s in your bank account.

I have no golf setup at all inside, just a half-court for me and a volleyball setup for my wife, who plays.

There’s a lot of fuss on the Left about election irregularities, like, you know, the voting machines were tampered with, they didn’t count the votes right, and so on.

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.

Billions of dollars are appropriated at the twinkling of an eye. Nothing little counts.

Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it.