First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.
ARISTOPHANESThese impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can’t live with them, or without them!
More Aristophanes Quotes
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High thoughts must have high language.
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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.
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An actor should refine public taste.
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A man’s homeland is wherever he prospers.
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A demagogue must be neither an educated nor an honest man; he has to be an ignoramus and a rogue.
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It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.
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Wealth–the most excellent of all gods.
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Ye Children of Man! whose life is a span, Protracted with sorrow from day to day, Naked and featherless, feeble and querulous, Sickly, calamitous creatures of clay!
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What unlooked-for things do happen, to be sure, in a long life!
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
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Tis not for us to warn a wilful sinner; We stay him not, but let him run his course, Till by misfortunes rous’d, his conscience wakes, And prompts him to appease th’ offended gods.
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I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.
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Words give wings to the mind and make a man soar to heaven.
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When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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