I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.
ARISTOPHANESAh! the Generals! they are numerous, but not good for much!
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Poverty, the most fearful monster that ever drew breath.
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If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember.
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How can I study from below, that which is above?
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Wealth–the most excellent of all gods.
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An insult directed at the wicked is not to be censured; on the contrary, the honest man, if he has sense, can only applaud.
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Old age is second childhood.
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These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can’t live with them, or without them!
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A man’s homeland is wherever he prospers.
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An actor should refine public taste.
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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The wise learn many things from their enemies.
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Does it seem that everything is extravagance in the world, or rather madness, when you watch the way things go? A crowd of rogues enjoy blessings they have won by sheer injustice, while more honest folks are miserable and die of hunger.
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Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
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Thou shouldst not decide until thou hast heard what both have to say.
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It often happens that less depends upon the valor of an army than the skill of the leader.
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Love is merely the name for the desire and pursuit of the whole.
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war.
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It is the compelling power of great thoughts and ideas to engender phrases of equal size.
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By words the mind is winged.
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
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An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
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There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed. She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed.
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