Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
ARISTOPHANESOpen your mind before your mouth.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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To invoke solely the weaker arguments and yet triumph is an art worth more than a hundred thousand drachmae.
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The wise learn many things from their enemies.
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One must not try to trick misfortune, but resign oneself to it with good grace.
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When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.
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Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy.
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.
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A demagogue must be neither an educated nor an honest man; he has to be an ignoramus and a rogue.
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Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.
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Does it seem that everything is extravagance in the world, or rather madness, when you watch the way things go? A crowd of rogues enjoy blessings they have won by sheer injustice, while more honest folks are miserable and die of hunger.
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Have you ever, looking up, seen a cloud like to a Centaur, a Part, or a Wolf, or a Bull?
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First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.
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To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.
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An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
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You vote yourselves salaries out of the public funds and care only for your own personal interests; hence the state limps along.
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