You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESYou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.
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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
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Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war.
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These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can’t live with them, or without them!
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Surely you do not believe in the gods. What’s your argument? Where’s your proof?
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Even if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me.
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An actor should refine public taste.
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A man should be able to stand up under any disaster for his country’s good.
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An insult directed at the wicked is not to be censured; on the contrary, the honest man, if he has sense, can only applaud.
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Ah! the Generals! they are numerous, but not good for much!
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What unlooked-for things do happen, to be sure, in a long life!
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To invoke solely the weaker arguments and yet triumph is an art worth more than a hundred thousand drachmae.
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You possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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Do not bandy words with your father, nor treat him as a dotard, nor reproach the old man, who has cherished you, with his age.
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