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Don’t touch my dick, don’t touch my knife.

Anthony Bourdain

Perhaps omelet skills should be learned at the same time you learn to fuck.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Learning Sex Skill Yourself
I learned to recognize failure.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Failure Learning One Liner Recognize
And chicken is boring. Chefs see it as a menu item for people who don’t know what they want to eat.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Eat Food People
No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Dream Reward Understand
I had field experience, a vocabulary, and a criminal mind. I was a danger to myself and others.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Crime Dangerous Myself
Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Body Fun Yourself
Food had power. It could inspire, astonish, shock, excite, delight and impress. It had the power to please me .
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Food Myself Please Power
That without experimentation, a willingness to ask questions and try new things, we shall surely become static, repetitive, moribund.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Experiment New Repeat Try
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas – fat, drugged, and completely out of it.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Feeling Myself
Cream rises. Excellence does have its rewards.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Inspirational One Liner Rise
I’ve long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Believe Eat Goodness Myself Risk
Under ‘Reasons for Leaving Last Job’, never give the real reason, unless it’s money or ambition.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Ambition Leave Reason
There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar – even in this fake-ass Irish pub.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Alone Fake Wonderful
Don’t lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don’t do it again. Ever.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Lie Mistake Yourself
It’s very rarely a good career move to have a conscience.
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Career Goodness Rare
People confuse me. Food doesn’t.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Food Myself One Liner People

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