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Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don’t deserve to eat garlic.

Anthony Bourdain

An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

One Liner Sin
If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Better Eat Hunger Learning Life Live People Possible Travel Yourself
Good food and good eating are about risk.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Eat Food Goodness One Liner Risk
Perhaps omelet skills should be learned at the same time you learn to fuck.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Learning Sex Skill Yourself
It’s an irritating reality that many places and events defy description.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Place Reality
What’s the opposite of suck? Un-suck?
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

One Liner
People confuse me. Food doesn’t.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Food Myself One Liner People
I am in no way supportive of hunting for trophies or sport – would never do it and don’t like it that others do. But if you kill it, then eat it, it’s fine.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Eat Kill Myself Sports
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas – fat, drugged, and completely out of it.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Feeling Myself
Writing anything is a treason of sorts.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Kill One Liner Writing
Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime, Please, treat your garlic with respect.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Crime Divine Food Respect Taste
It’s very rarely a good career move to have a conscience.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Career Goodness Rare
He doesn’t yearn for a better, different life than the one he has – because he knows he’s got a home in this one.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Better Different Himself Home Oneself
You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Food Romantic Time Yourself
Don’t lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don’t do it again. Ever.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Lie Mistake Yourself
There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar – even in this fake-ass Irish pub.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN

Alone Fake Wonderful

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don’t deserve to eat garlic.

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