Perhaps omelet skills should be learned at the same time you learn to fuck.
ANTHONY BOURDAINDon’t touch my dick, don’t touch my knife.
More Anthony Bourdain Quotes
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I’ve long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk.
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Selling out is getting a job.
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It’s very rarely a good career move to have a conscience.
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Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime, Please, treat your garlic with respect.
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I had field experience, a vocabulary, and a criminal mind. I was a danger to myself and others.
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To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
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Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don’t have.
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There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar – even in this fake-ass Irish pub.
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People confuse me. Food doesn’t.
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If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.
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What’s the opposite of suck? Un-suck?
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I’m not going anywhere. I hope. It’s been an adventure. We took some casualties over the years. Things got broken. Things got lost. But I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.
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Don’t touch my dick, don’t touch my knife.
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Our movements through time and space seem somehow trivial compared to a heap of boiled meat in broth, the smell of saffron, garlic, fishbone, and Pernod.
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Food had power. It could inspire, astonish, shock, excite, delight and impress. It had the power to please me .
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Don’t lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don’t do it again. Ever.
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I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas – fat, drugged, and completely out of it.
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I am in no way supportive of hunting for trophies or sport – would never do it and don’t like it that others do. But if you kill it, then eat it, it’s fine.
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You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.
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Writing anything is a treason of sorts.
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An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.
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The idea of America is a mutt-culture, isn’t it? Who the hell is America if not everybody else?
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Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.
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He doesn’t yearn for a better, different life than the one he has – because he knows he’s got a home in this one.
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Without new ideas, success can become stale.
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Good food and good eating are about risk.
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